Crazy news, folks. Coco just moved in. I have a new roommate. Here’s the thing. I avoided Coco like crazy last month because I knew she was looking for an apartment. And I was looking for a roommate.
But then economics happened. She came to my dinner party. I cooked an amazing dinner and had an amazing time. Unfortunately, I couldn’t prevent Mrs. G from bringing Coco and Coco asked about my free room in public. I couldn’t say no. All of our mutual friends were there #reputationrisks.
I also couldn’t say no because this apartment is in a prime location and I pay half of market rate #postdocSalary. One block from the gym, one block from the grocery store, free laundry, and walk-in closet. So it was either that or move up the valley to another town. So economics happened.
But here’s the thing. I had a flash of inspiration during the dinner party. Coco sleeps around. I told you that before. And I also told you that women who sleep around distort the dating market. During dinner, DS asked about Coco and I realized he has a crush on her. Now he is a good quality #valuecatch that I have been talking about for a long time.
So I, Lulu, have resolved that Coco and DS should be a couple. I will make her understanding that sleeping around is bad, it lowers the “price” of sex so that men no longer need a relationship. And I believe that at the very least, a relationship built on a strong emotional and spiritual connection should be the “price” of sex. And I am going to change the world. Starting with Coco!